Telephone Conversation with Alex Jeffreys.
Just got off the phone with Alex Jeffreys. Guess what? I taught him a thing or two as you will see in this video of the conversation. Seriously though, really enjoyed doing this but it was hard work. I think all the effort will be worth it in the long run though. Anyway I won’t waffle on anymore as the video says it all and it is the first ever that I star in !!! I can see the offers of Hollywood stardom coming in already, LOL.
Oh, and for those that haven’t worked it out …. it’s my contribution to the Alex Jeffreys Video competition to be judged by both him and Maria Andros. Let me know what you think ????
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@Gary Simpson:
Thanks for the suggestion, but I wouldn’t know from emails who were students and who weren’t.
Oh well. I’ll just leave it as is; whoever sees it sees it.
Thanks.
Paul Livingston
Hi Gary
I immensely enjoyed your video; I think you could be in line for an Oscar.
Sorry for the delay in answering but I am a lazy git.
Thank you for the comments on my blog;
I analyze my traffic from Google analytics on a daily basis; and by using the 80/20 rule I ignore the sources that are not providing traffic.
Booster type traffic is a waste of time that produces no results and only costs you money.
I must admit that hopping around to 800 blogs was somewhat tiring and time consuming; I probably spent about five hours per day doing this,
it would have taken me a lot longer except for the fact that I was using Dragon voice recognition and by using Icerocket I was able to comment on 4 to 6 blogs with the same content.
The disappointing part was that the amount of traffic I gain from this exercise was disappointing for the time involved.
I got more traffic from places like craigslist and Gumtree.
Off-line advertising in newspapers and magazines is where my top 30% of visitors and conversions came from,
when someone reads your ad on off-line media; they have to go and switch on their computer; type in your URL; so now they have taken two actions to get to your website or blog so now we have a high chance of a conversion.
The next off-line campaign I crank up I am going to quadruple the amount of advertising, and of course you can use the 80/20 rule for off-line advertising as well.
As far as the red bull is concerned; I am strictly a Carlsberg and Jemesion fan and the odd tipple off Drambuie.
My pet project for this year is JV Village; which is a community site for Internet marketers interested in or offering JV ventures.
All the best, see you at the Oscars.
Jim
@100.
Gary, speechless?! Surely that has to be seen / heard (or not heard more appropriately) to be believed.
Garry, I’ve emailed you, thanks.
Nikki
Ah Nix - I thought you were out having lunch and going to the bank and all sorts of important things. And now I see you over here at Parkesy’s. Yes, I know, the loquacious one had been quelled. But as you can see, not for long.
Just thought I’d come over and see how my bud Garry was doing. Hmm. Only 104 comments.
Oh well, I’ll be going back to my super-blog now. Can’t take my eye off that hit counter for too long. It’s probably gone up 10 or 20 while I’ve been typing this up.
Oh yeah, Garry, I came here to tell you that I have called my super-blog… you’ll love this my man… “The TEMPLE of LEARNING.” Let me now gather up my Dalai Lama-like robes and scoot off.
Gazz-Man
Temple of Learning
Hi Gary,
Just missed you. I was posting on your blog at the same time.
I’m doing some ’serious’ stuff today. Trying to catch up with a backlog of stuff I have on my tO-do list that needs to be off.
Oh, and don’t start that ‘war’ thing again, LOL. You know where that got you last time.
Even I have been uncharacteristically quiet today. Guessing today is a more serious work day all round.
Nikki
Yeah but Gazza I got a whole new bunch of weaponry now. Lasers, death stars, googlebots! Not to mention, well I won’t mention his name, just his inits - BG!
Bad-Gary hasn’t been around for a while - is he still resting in preparation for his next battle / adventure?
You’ve giving it your best shot before and I’ve convincing repelled your attempts to beat me.(even when you’ve had BG on the case).
Isn’t a person who continually does the same thing expecting a different result the definition of insanity? Wise up my friend.
They (You) don’t call me “The Machine” for nothing. I’m still idling in 1st-gear here mate. Loads more to get into. As the saying goes “you ain’t seen nothing yet” or “when to going gets tough the tough get going” ….
109 - Garry - I personally prefer “When the going gets tough, the tough go shopping…”
Garry,
Way to go give it to Gary :). I do have to say your are a machine, but then again so is Gary.
Gary’s new look is great.. I can’t wait to find out who “Q” is. Don’t know if I can afford him but I would like a chance to find out
You guys ROCK…
I have finally figured out how I am going to do my video for the competition. I am sketching it out now. Creating the story board - minus the pictures, I can’t draw a straight line with a ruler :). It should be pretty interesting. I will let you know when it is up. My plan is to start filming tonight.
Thanks again for everything
Thom
http://www.thomswartwood.com
Hi Thom,
Yeah, a bit of friendly rivalry is good. As long as the other Gary knows his place, LOL.
Good Luck with the video but if you’ve not done anything like it before be prepared for a few obstacles. Worth sticking at it in the end though.
As for Gary’s mysterious ‘Q’ – just put an ‘Expression of Interest’ or whatever Gary calls it, up on his site and see where it leads. Never know if you don’t ask. I unfortunately won’t be able to take advantage but later down the line when I’ve made a stack of money I will, LOL.
Garry,
I have finally be able to listen to last weeks class. I was listening to Alex talking about pimping yourself.
If I have ever pimped myself at your site I would like to apologize. That has never been my intent. I really look to people like you and Gary as people who I want to learn from and to strive to do as well as you two.
So if I have I will watch it in the future. If it seems like I have or do… PLease… Please… let me know.
Thanks again for everything
Thom
Morning Garry (oops that’s me), Evening to you,
Mate my brain is just about fried after the frenetic pace I self-imposed over the last 48 hours. Now PLEASE I don’t want ANYBODY to be as foolish as I have been. I think I have slept something like 5 hours in the last 48 just pushing myself to hammer my new site home.
Yeah, I know… I went a bit over the top with some of my enthusiasm. But there was a REASON for it. So, If you are all sick of the ranting over the new L*********I then please accept my apologies. I was just so enthusiastic. And I wanted your attention so that you could see for yourself what was going on and could watch it all happen in REAL time. ZULU time, so there was NO confusion.
I agree with you Garry that a bit of friendly rivalry is always good, as is a bit of crazy banter. For instance, your mentioning of my (formerly) sh*tty blog on your spoof video prompted a reaction in me. I saw the window of opportunity I had (thanks to your very humourous sarcastic wit) so I contacted my accomplice and we just went for it. That is called TIMING!
But here is the lesson - just LOOK at what all that synergy caused! I now have a blog that rivals anyone, and I mean ANYONE, on the Internet. And that includes all the big-boys and girls. I don’t care what their names are! I just wanted to PROVE that it is possible to rise like a rocket and then explode across the horizon so everyone can look up and say, “Wow! Look at that!”
Now here is the BEST part. I can help others do the same. All of that information now sits on my blog. All YOU have to do, if you want, is go and read it. I documented as much of what I did as I could without truly stuffing it down your cake-hole (’scuse the term but the Gazz-man does not mess around when he truly means business).
But - the BESTEST (not even a word) thing is this - I have now, in conjunction, with my EXPERT, made the offer of help to everyone else in the F500.
So, here is the deal - if YOU want to spruce up your blog and have one of the foremost EXPERTS in the entire world do some tweaking for you or design work all you have to do is go and say this over at my blog:
“EXPRESSION OF INTEREST” or if you are a lazy bugger, just EoI. But the full term is the best because my eagle-eyed accomplice is trawling my blog with a keen eye and taking notes of who wants what.
What? “I don’t know who your expert is?” TOUGH. You will soon and you will get a shock, I can tell you! Besides, who cares? LOOK AT THE PROOF! If my long-gone Grandma (God bless her beautiful spirit) could do it, would it make any difference to the result for YOU? No, it wouldn’t. So strike that Goddam AWFUL excuse off right now. The Gazz-Man does not accept P*** W*** excuses… have you read PPP#2?
Already Paull Hamilton and a couple of others, Adam Spiel, is one I think, have done this. If you need any PROOF that my accomplice is the GENIUS that I say then just go and have a look for yourself. My blog not only looks wonderful (I can say that coz I didn’t build the one that you see now) but it packs some serious HEAT on the inside. Like it SIZZLES and it is bristling with weapons.
And, because my accomplice works so incredibly fast (as most masters of their chosen arts can when they choose to “turn the tap on”) the only limiting factor is YOU. And here is something else I will probably hear from EXCUSIOLOGISTS (sorry, had to get that in) - “I can’t afford it!” BS-BS-BS.
You paid $600 or $700 to get on the course didn’t you? You do want a powerful blog don’t you? Well, get creative. Sell something, don’t drink so much of that rotten poison called coffee for a month. You could do it IF your WANT is bad enough.
I have already negotiated a reduction in fees on behalf of anyone who goes and puts the EoI down at my blog. And an EoI is NOT a committment. (Scan down my massive comments list until you get to the red writing - jeez, how much easier can I make this?) All I ask is that you DO NOT jerk my expert around. The price you will be charged will be VERY FAIR and there is always OVER-delivery.
So, go and do it or just sit there and whang-on about what a lucky guy I am. DUH! I tell you - I make my own luck! And I have just given ALL OF YOU such a WONDERFUL opportunity to put some weapons inside or outside YOUR blogs.
That’s it. I’m NEVER gonna mention this again on Garry’s blog.
Thanks Garry, you are a beaut bloke. I know it looks like a big pimp but I’m prepared to use this ONE-TIME pimp of your blog to HELP all those who are struggling with the construction of their blogs, internally or externally. I have just offered YOU the help from one of the greatest minds in this stuff on the planet - and certainly in my opinion - THE greatest mind. I DARE you to find anyone better! THERE!
Thanks Garry, I know how you think and I know that this long rantish offer will be taken in good faith by you as indeed it was made by me.
YOU want help? Help is now on offer.
The Gazz-Man has spoken on this. Over and out.
Hello Gary,
This is my first time here … I know, shame on me. Is that your video for the contest? It’s pretty funny and a good I idea. please add my site and come over and have a peek at my blog, it’s a little different than what I’ve seen around. When I signed up for Alexe’s class I was involved with some other projects, so my blogging quantity is low. How long have you been online?
Shine in 2009!
Petra
Parkesy,
I need your advice mate, actually the more the merrier. I need an interpretation on that $1,000 Google challenge thing that Alex threw out to us.
You see, my coder has just informed me that all my keywords are absolutely flying up in Google popularity, including all references to his name.
I’m gonna chuck a screen shot up where I am in both #1 and #2 for his name, albeit with a tail of one word, which is the least dilution of his name possible.
I’m not getting carried away here coz I think I may have misinterpreted his challenge. I was a bit confused at the time (not to mention tired). Like how could anyone displace his name from his own blog? Given the fact that it is such an old blog with literally 1000’s of entries of his name.
Anyway, the main thing for me is that all the internals of my blog are now being chewed over by all the search engines and I am starting either to feature strongly or to dominate at almost every mention of his name - and just about anything else I care to write about, it seems.
Sorry folks. But there is $1,000 on offer here and IF I win it I am making this pledge right now - it goes DIRECTLY to the superstar doing all this for me.
Also, JFYI my google analytics has taken on a decidedly Mount Everest look from the day that the SEO was done. It is an incredible transformation - all thanks to my brilliant accomplice.
So, can anyone/everyone have a say in this so we get a handle on the EXACT rules of the comp.
Gary
Hi Garry,
I’m back and I finished my video. I put it on my blog and launched on youtube. So it’s official. I’m in the contest. You’re a tough act to follow, but I’ve given it my best.
I have been randomly jumping the blogs and I’m not seeing a lot of video. Am I missing something? Is there a secret meeting place to go to with your completed video?
And now, I need to focus more on traffic. Have you found something that is working really well for you?
Talk to you soon,
Mrs Renee Olson
Hi Gary,
Just a quick reply as I’m v. busy at moment. (Actually I’m about to telephone Oz). Right, re. Alex Jeffreys’ competition. He was very clear that it was just his name - and his name ONLY. If you think about it, it has to be that way - just put the 3 words ‘alex jeffreys garry’ in google and who is at the top - me of course!!
No surprise there because the extra word makes all the difference and people could no doubt do something similar to get their own site at the top. So sorry to burst your bubble a bit Gary but, must try harder, LOL.
Be back a bit later.
Yeah Garry,
I suspected that and I follow your line of reasoning to a T, so no bubble bursting at my end.
But on the other side of the coin, and this is where I have great difficulty, I just can’t see how we could displace Alex from his own Alex Jeffreys’ name.
I mean, yeah, you could always do some black hat stuff, get to the top of google, take the snapshot, then go back and remove the keyword stuffing before you get the infamous Gooey-slap, but what would that prove?
Gary
Hi Gary,
Yeah, I agree I don’t necessarily understand as well. With you some of the techniques you could possibly use, black-hat or otherwise, I’m not sure what the long-term benefit would be to the site. Alex says that by doing it, you can repeat the exercise again for any search term and I can understand his reasoning there. But, and here’s the big BUT, assuming you get to number 1 spot for ‘Alex Jeffreys’, great you done it and well done. But then say next week/month you want to do it again for another search term, say ‘Garry Parkes’ for example, when I overtake him, LOL. Now the problem I see is that you’ve built up your own blog directed towards one particular search term then swap it to another. This will have the obvious effect of losing your ranking for the original search term I would have thought.
In any case I’ve just started tinkering under the bonnet of my ‘family saloon’ style blog to try and improve things. I’m reading some of the articles and posts around on some of the student blogs to increase rankings. Only thing, some of the changes that you make can take days/weeks to have any effect so getting feedback and responding to it is a lengthy process. How do you know what you are doing is not having the adverse effect?
Gary you say you have great difficulty understanding how we ‘can displace Alex from his own Alex Jeffreys name’. Well first, his name doesn’t even appear in his URL, and secondly sally-ebooks keeps alternating between number 1 and 2 with Alex. In fact looking at it now the warreor forum is actually in number 1 spot, so it obviously can be done. Hey, I’m not even number one for ‘Garry Parkes’ – some Real Estate guy in America is !!!!!
Garry,
I am in accord with all that you said. We are sounding like the two eternally-complimentary chipmunks.
I can see the value of the exercise. The good thing with the SEO under my “bonnet” is that it is rather immediate for most of the bots, so if I go for something then I can do it rapidly.
Now, I have already thought of a very sneaky way to do this and get the desired result but I don’t like cheating. It’s not black-hat but it ain’t white-hat stuff either. It’s just sneaky.
Hey! Maybe I’ll disable my whole White-Grey-Black Hat thread, do it, win it, then re-instate it. LOL! Then I would just have to live with having a rotten conscience all for the sake of $1,000 which I wasn’t planning on taking anyway even IF I did win it.
To be honest this whole thing is consuming too much of my thought process and I have just today thought of a great article to write for the PPP for you. I have even taken some notes on it which is a rarity for me.
Now, what is this folly that you have fore-shadowed over at the TEMPLE? It’s not another Gazza-bash, is it? Huh? Please? No?
Dalai-Gazza@ the Temple
Garry
Funny premise for a video. You could have done the lighting better tho. I still think you have a shot at winning the prize.
Hi Garry,
I have just posted my hon video to Alex J on my blog ….
Let me know what you think
Cheers
Tommy
I wish I was:
1.Younger
2.Less Self Conscious
3.As witty
4.Someone with a really twangy accent[I had my Cornish beaten out of me as a lad with them electrocution lessons mate]
I’m the one that listened to the AJ call setting our task to create a video, had loads of ideas that evaporated as soon as I sat in front of the laptop. As for sitting in front of a Camera, no chance! don’t have a web cam, always avoided it. Good heavens you have to be tidy then aargh!
Basically I guess over the years I have become a boring old fart Gaz l.o.l…….unless you get me talking about Amateur Radio or Volkswagens.
Keep it up son!
Norman
Alex Jeffreys Internet ‘Guru’ Video | Alex Jeffreys Internet Marketing: Independent Student Community Thanks for posting this blog. It certainly helps all levels of marketers.
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